Listen to "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5


My Jackson Five obsession began in the early stages of high school. It continues to this day. Unfortunately, this is how so many relationships seem to work, especially in high school. You love some undeserving douche who treats you poorly. You finally are drawn towards a nicer guy who does. Shocker: the Douche is suddenly interested. Man, how I hope my daughters avoid this! To a young, innocent Michael I say this; you never stood a chance of being normal. I cannot fathom what your childhood was like. You were not done. You would have continued to change the world one song at a time, until you died at a proper old age. I want you back.