"Hello, please allow myself to introduce...
er,myself."

Ok, who knows where that's from???
Raise your hand if you know. 

Hint: He's an International Man of Mystery.

I'm Lady Blaga, and I'm beyond honored to make your acquaintance. Since we are going to be sharing so much, I've gotta start by sharing how I came upon this name. As I was bouncing around different ideas, this popped out of my mouth as a joke. Then it instantly reminded me of a possible Simpsons character. Then I loved it.
The end. 

Can't you picture Lisa at a typewriter composing a letter,
 

"Dear Lady Blaga,...". Mic drop. If I must choose the most telling detail about myself, it's that I have chased realness my whole life. Thank God I'm wired this way. If I smell phoniness or inauthenticity I run. So if you have the same outlook, you can slow down and take a nice, cleansing breath. Chase no more. There's way too much good stuff out there, we don't need to make sh*t up. Ready? Let's go!